Long Sleeve T-Shirts
Description: In honor of Kelis, and my mother, who knew my milkshake wasn’t gonna bring the boys to the yard. So naturally, I teach art and crafts. But I have to charge!
TEACH IT Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25.00
Description: Once I hit my 30s, I realized I could not keep up with the young guns out there. I started dating younger guys just so I could find out if they had an uncle. I love a good uncle... one with a weathered look that says "I love kids, but I've seen some stuff." You know, a fun uncle. People call it a "funcle." Oh I went through a huge Funcle Phase!
Description: If you've read "The Art of Gathering," you've read about "The bob"... some one who is not a threat to the gathering, nor do they fulfill the purpose. You'd be just as okay is they didn't show up. We've all been bobs, the awkward invitee to a party in which we weren't the one personally invited... the awkward boyfriend/girlfriend, the aunt, the sister of a friend... we've all been there. Approach the party just claiming your bob-ness and by default, you aren't the bob anymore!
The Bob Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25.00
FRIDA Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25.00
Description: I've always wanted to make my own hometown shirt. After painting a bunch of sea turtles this year and realizing my hometown is home to where to many hatch, BOOM! With a lot of color and love for my blessed isle, this design is now available in two options: front and back with small front logo, and front only with large logo! (check out Front and Back Pawleys Island tee shirt).
Description: Based on my comedy bit about growing up in the south and being taught to be proud of southern heritage, only to find out my mother was born in New Jersey. When we told her we learned about "damn yankees" in school, she jumped up and said "I'ma damn Yankee!" The only time I ever heard my mother swear. Where ever you're from, be proud!
Description: I grew up in Pawleys Island, South Carolina where sea turtles come and lay their eggs on the beaches. The babies have to learn to make their own way to the ocean. It's tempting to want to help them, but the journey from the sand to the ocean strengthens and prepares them for ocean wildlife. All the beach houses on the island know... lights out! Sea turtles dig the dark!
Description: Let's be honest, in the year 2020, we're not really sure how to greet new people or say hi to old friends... we all end up doing some weird shimmy as we try to figure out how to say hello. Let friends know if they can go in for the hug or not... Avoid the awkwardness by giving them a heads up without even having to ask! This is shirt is for my husband... he's a hugger. I, on the other hand, will be wearing the other shirt!
Description: If you've ever struggled with eating issues, found freedom and the ability to laugh at yourself for your oddities, you've experienced recovery! As a former vegan (with an appreciation for the intentions of veganism), there's nothing quite like the guilt free feeling of enjoying a good burger. I'm just as proud to be a recovering vegan as vegans are to be vegan. Also makes a great humorous gift for someone who's always been an avid meat eater. Also it's stand up bit you can find over at YouTube.com/jjbarrows.
About JJ Barrows